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Turn Offs – Blank Greeting Card


Give your favorite insomniac a chuckle with this relatable greeting card! If only the crushing weight of existential dread was so easily turned off!


  • Single 5″x7″ greeting card
  • Includes envelope for mailing or gifting
  • Uncoated blank white interior provides a superior writing surface
  • Printed on bright white, heavyweight acid-free paper
  • Shipped in protective packaging

Note: Color variations between on-site previews, your screen, and the printed artwork may occur.

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